It's "FABULOUS"!

I tell you, with no friends and only speaking to a 6-year-old most of the day, I have become desperate and creative in ways to entertain myself. I have become increasingly more aware just how spongy kids truly are. For example, the other day Fina and I took, Bri (roll the "r") their English-setter on a walk, and then we came and put her back in the garden aka yard, which is fenced in, plus she has an electric fence. Then, we walked up the street so she could play on the playground. A few minutes later, magically, here comes Bri, who has successfully evaded her electric fence. Annoyed and a bit nervous, with hands on hips and my head cocked to the side, I yelled "BRIIIII!!! You come here right now, missy!" And then I kind of stomped my foot while pointing to the spot in front of me. I looked over and Fina was mimicking my attitude and body language and translating this for the dog into Czech. (stupid dogs here don't speak English. What the hell?) It amused me that she did this. I continued to notice every time I said something to Bri, she would translate it and copy my same posture and delivery, but not in a mocking manner. Her impressionability gave me a terrific idea!

Seeing how I was already sick of using the words "good" "yummy" and "nice", I realized how easy it would be to implant some new words into the girls vernacular. My latest idea was that I would only use flamboyant gay-man adjectives and pet names i.e. fabulous, fierce, divine, sweetie, honey, etc. which would be said in a shrill pitch and accompanied by various handmotions. "Fabulous" was the first word I began to manipulate into their vocabulary. I started earlier in the day saying it here or there. I knew by the end of the day Fina would be dying to say it. She showed me her coloring skills, "Fabulous!" She gave me something to eat "Oh, it's FABULOUS!" A fabulous here, a fabulous there, and I could just see the word jumping and dancing on her tounge like it was a mega-Rave with men in spandex, ready to strut it's way out of her mouth.

Sure enough, she couldn't resist the fabulousity of the fabulous! And three different times, she said "yes it is fabulous!" Mu ha ha--- As everyone knows, I am a gay man trapped in a woman's form considering I like the following: men. musicals, theater, costumes, people who sing-song half their words, drama, dancing, fashion (although not so stylish myself) to snap my fingers after I say something profound, and some sassy sass! Plus, queens love me and that has to say something. Hopefully, I will turn these little girls into faghags too! :-)